Wachovia Turns Erotic Amidst Wells Fargo Merger

While the economy has taken a turn for the worst, it seems some banks are creatively striking out other ways of generating revenue. Several months ago the Wachovia bubble burst, sparking interest in several big name suitors including Wells Fargo and Citi. Shortly after Wells Fargo took over, they let Wachovia know that they meant business.

By firing all but one of their top executives, Wells Fargo was sending a message to their newly acquired employees that their resumes should probably be circulating the streets by this point. But more importantly, it let the consumers know that protocol at their financial institution might be changing. So like any person worried about their money, I attempted to contact Wachovia on the matter. Since I am from Durham, I simply searched in Google for the terms “Wachovia Durham” and called the first (800) number that came across the result. I expected to get a low chain receptionist from corporate, but boy, was I wrong.

Instead of getting a helpful Wachovia employee, I received a “Wanna get with the sluttiest girls your nasty mind can think of?” and my personal favorite “We can pleasure you spread eagle or on hand and knees”. While I’m not condoning Wachovia’s efforts to create alternative revenue streams, this instance takes it a little too far. It seems 1-800-462-7538 is a win-win situation. Pleasure for you, revenue for them.